“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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I hope you are keeping warm too.
Warm enough to Luke at a few more word plays because it’s Pun Day again.
You know what’s next…
Enjoy or endure!.
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Just been to Greenwich in London.
Had a mean time.
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There’s something I don’t like
about using touch screen technology
I just can’t put my finger on it.
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I’ve just been offered
a free sky diving experience.
I’m not falling for it.
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‘It’s the quiet ones that you’ve got to watch’
Especially at mime shows.
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My new bulimia charity campaign
has been quite successful.
I’ve received a lot of feedback.
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What do you call
an Indian in a cupboard?
A hiding Sikh.
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What is a cocaine addicts
favorite type of joke?
A one liner
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Shotgun wedding:
A case of wife or death.
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A French man walks in to a chiropodists and says
“I’ve got problems with defeat”
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I’ve started dating couches,
but I’ve had no luck sofa.
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It’s hard to say what my sister does,
working for a travel agency.
She sells Seychelles overseas tours.
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I always get back on my bike when I fall off.
I’m a firm believer in recycling.
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My friend, Angus finds it funny
not to pronounce the letter ‘g’.
Bit of an asshole really.
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I had a dream last night that
our local Market had shrunk.
I woke up and thought,
“That’s a little Bazaar.”
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I just came back from a Blur concert.
I didn’t see much.
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