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People Who Have Bluetooth Handsets Need A Clip Round The Ear.

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy” . I’m tempted to say that you need a clip round the ear if you don’t like puns, but I know you do. Why else would you be here? Unless it’s for pun-ishment....

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To Cut A Long Story Short Use Fewer Words.

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy” . But make sure a few of those words are puns. Which is my way of welcoming you to another pun day. Enjoy or endure!! . . A little birdie told me my golf...

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I Made A Chicken Salad Today. It Didn’t Even Eat It.

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy” . There’s no ingratitude like the ingratitude of a chicken when you specially prepare a meal for it. Still I can always make some soup! Want some more word...

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Lif Is Too Short.

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy” . Lif may be too short but thankfully there’s no shortage of puns. Here’s the latest selection for you to… Enjoy or endure!! .   I’ve just ended a relationship...

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Bad Actors Have Their Work Cut Out.

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy” . Bad actors do get their work cut out, fortunately for both them and those of us who watch their movies. However, bad puns are never cut out because the worse...

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Sign Language Is Very Handy.

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy” . I would sign at you that this is Pun Day, but what would be the point you can’t see me. Instead I’ll just keep quiet and let you get on with reading this...

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Midgets Understand Everyone.

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy” . Just a small pun in the title to introduce you to this week’s selection of word plays, or puns. As always…. Enjoy or endure!! . . A problem shared is a...

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All Generalizations Are False.

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy” . All generalizations are false, except for the one that says people enjoy puns or word plays. Just to prove the point here is another selection. Enjoy or...

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I. O. U. A. Vowel

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy” . If you add a couple of consonants to one of those vowels you get PUN, which is rather convenient because today is pun day. You know what’s next. Enjoy or...

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A Simile Is Like A Metaphor – Literally!

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy” . I was going to introduce today’s post by saying some like “I hope you are having a pun-tastic week”, but I thought I would sound like a demented DJ from the...

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